All Babies Are Slytherins

 

All babies are Slytherins,

I’m telling you it’s true.

All babies are Slytherins,

And I’ll prove it to you.

 

To get exactly what they want,

They act all cute and sweet.

You say, “Oh, how adorable!”

And then give them a treat.

 

All babies are Hufflepuffs,

It is a well-known fact.

All babies are Hufflepuffs,

I’ll tell you why is that.

 

They are so sweet and social,

They simply love to laugh.

They giggle while they’re playing,

And while they’re in the bath.

 

All babies are Gryffindors,

It’s really not a lie.

All babies are Gryffindors,

And I will tell you why.

 

Most babies are fearless,

To brave for their own good.

They’ll try to explore your bathroom,

Which I don’t think they should.

 

All babies are Ravenclaws,

Would you like to know how?

All babies are Ravenclaws,

And I’ll explain it now.

 

How does my baby brother know,

I’ve got chocolate in my hand?

He must be a Ravenclaw!

That’s how he understands!  

 

From my little poem here,

We can learn that thus,

Each of the Hogwarts houses

Lives inside of us.

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